As I had predicted, I could not keep up with the running group this morning. Thinking that I had a stomach ailment, one of my running buddies asked me a very thought provoking question after my slow run. "What's wrong with you, Vanessa?"
My answer to this question was, "Nothing!" but on my way home, I started to delve into other possible ways I could have answered her question.
"Hmm . . . What's wrong with me? Well, I have a deformity called Pectus excavatum, I have really ugly feet, my arms are as hairy as a Sasquatch, my eyebrows also fit into the Sasquatch category, my body shape is all wrong for clothes worn by modern man, my bowels are a disaster, I laugh like a clown from a mental institution, I am an ugly crier, I don't wash my hair on a regular basis, I always overeat and regret it later, I apologize too often, I have a phobia of people hearing me use the restroom so I often turn on the hair dryer or the shower while I am sitting on the potty, I don't know how to say, "No!", meat with bones grosses me out, the smell of fish makes me gag, and finally, "I don't know how to pronounce words like, "Gag, fag, and tag" correctly, and last but not least, I cannot keep up with other runners, no matter how hard I try!"
As you can see, running really helps me out with my self-esteem!
You are such a stinker. I love that you can make fun of yourself (I too am part Sasquatch).
ReplyDeleteI saw you picking up your boy from kindergarten and getting into Michelle's suburban. And these were my thoughts, "I bet that's Vanessa cause look at her cute, curly hair! I wish I had hair like that. Look how skinny she is! I wish I had her dedication and could get up so early and work out and not be exhausted all day. That's awesome she and Michelle are such good friends. I wish we could hang out more often..."
Love ya!
I miss you. I really really do.
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